Praliné's back!! Wat about her camera?

Hi everyone, i'm not here for u, i'm here for...hum... Well i just need to write sth about wat happenned to me yesterday and today.

Yestesday, well-dessed and her hair pretty well-done, Praliné decided to take som pics of her (like always). And there it is:
"- Praliné: Oh my God!
- Praliné's boyfriend: Wat wat wat!!!
- My camera doesnt work anymore baby oh nooooooooo!
- Check out whether it's the batteries which are low or sth.
- NOOOO! The batteries are not low, MY CAMERA IS DEAD!! Im gona take it to the after-sales service tomorrow.
- Ok..."

So, tomorrow, Praliné took her camera, went to school with this big box in her bag and then took it to the after-sales service:
"-Praliné: Hi madam! My camera doesnt work anymore. It's dead and it's not the batteries, i bought them, just check it out if you want.
- After-sales lady: Ok. I'll try with my batteries.
- I just told u it's not a matter of battery, but if you want just check it out..Never knows...
- (...)
- Oh... So...t'was the batteries?(embarrassaed)
- Well, actually, yes!
- But i'd just charged them before!
- When?
- Hmmmm...About 1week ago...
- Yea so it needs to be charged again miss!
- Oh, i didnt know dat...Ok...Sorry for botherin..."

Praliné took her camera with her BIG BOX and walked away:

- Praliné's boyfriend: I TOOOOOOOOOOLD U!!!!!! (dancin, singin it around)
- Praliné: Well...u didnt even tell me!
- I didnt tell u, Praliné? (threatening me)
- YEA YEA ok u told me ok right! (grrrrr)"

My batteries are still charging...

Small change...

Ok. I guess many of you r gonna be HAPPY! Praliné is gona buy the phone she desires (SGH J700) on 23th april (dnt ask her why she gotta wait til this date otherwise she'll start cryin).

Ok. I'll tell u a lil about it:
"- Hi, i would like to know how many credits i hav on my account.
- Ok, ur phone number please?
- 06 .. .. .. .. ..
- Ok. U hav 1193 credits.
- WAT? Do u mean, dear mister The-phone-seller, that i need to wait for 1 month more? For only 7 credits?
- Exactly, u get it! (playin with his own phone grrr)
- Ok then u gonna listen to me... GIVE ME THIS PHONE TODAY I NEEEED IT! (lie)
- I'm sorry but u'll hav to wait.
- (And u'll hav to shut ur mouth next time...)"

Anyway, i'll get it... SOOOOOO! There are only 2 items left for u to buy Praliné (if yall remember im talkin about my laptop and my piano).

Elle est pas belle la vie?

Who said...

Qui a dit...

"Moi j'ose plus aller dans les congelos de supermarchés maintenant j'ai toujours peur d'y retrouver un gosse ke c paré ("parents" excusez-le il lui manque une branche) on laissé là parceque il les emmerdait"

Tic tac...tic tac ... tic... tac...

C'est Pog! Dire que ce mec dessine bien... Je pense que toute son intelligence passe dans le dessin... Haha Pog wat about this one?

Mayday! Help Praliné to get her craziness back!

Wats poppin?

Hmmm... Ben je comprends pas là Praliné's life est devenue ennuyeuse c'est pas possible, je suis même plus marrante, je sais pas ce que j'ai.

Ah oui, Praliné est célibataire depuis quelques semaines. Maybe the source of her craziness was...him. NEED ANOTHER BOYFRIEND I WANNA STAY THE FUNNY PRALINEEE! And everybody says: "Sautons-lui dessuuuuuuuuus!" Haha kiddin u guys, ima stay the way i am.

Praliné is ok, everything's gonna be alright.

Bon Praliné est là pour lancer un avis ci-dessous (mdr ça fait genre), et avec ca elle vous garantit qu'elle retrouvera sa craziness du premier jour:

Aight...hmmm... wat Praliné would like u to get her:

1) the laptop HP DV 2750 EF with fingerprints system (only 10 peeps needed to buy it, not more)

2) the cell Samsung J700 (oh... 2 persons could buy it...u just gotta organize u well...)

3) A new piano (hmmm... maybe about 12,3 dudes should be ok)

Dats all i need for now.

Thank yall!

New ideas, new Praliné

Alors... par où commencer? Par le plus proche.

Well... How is our Praliné? She's... good. Yep. Good... I'll give u some news (news qui croustillent):

1) Praliné is going to sing during her teacher's concert (teacher who is a gospel singer)... Praliné s'entraîne:
" - Chaque jour (silence) chaque jouuuuuuuuur! Ah zut! Nan là c'est Clarisse qui chante... Ah non là c'est moi... Ah mince ca c'est pas soprano..."

Bon ca va rentrer...

2) Praliné has to meet someone this summer... Hope it's going to be possible.

3) Praliné is going to study in the University of Nottingham next year. Problem: she does not know ghow to write the name of her future university:
" - Praliné: Im going to Nothingman next year!
- Praliné's sister: Really? Where is it? In Boston?
- Praliné : What? Well Nenene, Nottingham is in Great Britain!
- Praliné's siter : So write better, your wrote "Nothingman" are u talkin about a university with no men in it or what?"

Maintenant, je fais très attention, on écrit NOTTINGHAM ! Voilà.

4) Album en vue... but who's gonna be the manager? She or He? God knows...

Et puis y a encore du nouveau! Mais c'est la SURPRIIIIIISE ! (avec l'accent cainri hein " Seupwaaaaaïz !")

Thx Pog!

Here is my Lil Praliné, ma lil sista Pog drew for ME! ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Elle est belle hein? Bon par contre je vais tirer les oreilles de Pog parce que ma Lil Praliné elle a meme pas de soutien la!, sexy ok mais euh... Whatever Pog... (je vais lui acheter un dictionnaire vous inquiétez pas)

Aaaaaaah ma Lil Praliné... Je sens que quelqu'un de Bretagne va me laisser un com la, je sais pas pourquoi...

Pardonnnnnnnnnn!

Je suis 'so sorry', j'ai oublié que ca existait encore ca... Merci Pog. (En faite t'es passé où?)

Alors alors! Doit y avoir du nouveau la nan? Ben ouais, maitenant Praliné a 19 ans déja! Ah nan ca c'était en octobre...Bon alors euh... Ben... Ah oui! Praliné a subi quelques remontrances ya de celà 1 mois, 30 min debout ca s'oublie pas :
" - (Bon alors...si je calcule bien il va prendre 15 minutes, j'pourrais aller manger en un quart d'heure et partir, ouais c'est bon je serai dans les temps...)
- Comment ca se fait hein? Hein? Explique moi pourquoi... blablabla.....tu trouves ca normal? Blablablabla....? Bla?
- Hummmm...(Mouais bon dépêche...)
- En parlant de ca, je comprends pas que...blablabla..."
- (Puréé c'est quand tu finis la moi je dois aller en cours hein!)
- Alors tu vas y réfléchir? Qu'est-ce que tu vas faire de tout ce que je t'ai dit?
- (Ben...je pense que je vais tout oublier)."

Et puis quoi d'autre? Ben un abruti de plus dans mon harem (des harems de gars ca existe?)... One more stupid dude but no need to worry about cuz the perfect guy turned stupid as soon as i realised that he was the real perfect man that E-VE-RY girl is lookin for...

Well... that's life... What more? Well... nothin interesting... Praliné vit avec ce @!$*# de permis QUI VEUT PAS VENIR! Bon on fait avec... Enfin ...On fait sans...